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[chess]

I think that I might have given some people here some wrong impressions in the past. So, I'd just like to clear a few things up.
1. I am a Christian.
2. This means that I believe in one God, who expresses Himself as a Trinity of people - God the Father, God the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
3. This also means that I believe all other gods/godesses/deities-of-any-description are fakes, invented by humans or by Satan to trap people and keep them away from God.
4. In addition, I believe that everyone who isn't a Christian is going to Hell.
5. Understandably, I would really rather all you people didn't go to Hell. Hence, I'm praying for you. And I'm going to keep praying for you. Even if you ask me not to.

So, there we go.

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Comments Galore

[passage.livejournal.com]

My, what a lot of comments! I haven't seen this many since Sagima put up that set of jokes concerning relationships between the sexes.

So, I thought I'd add one more just to make the problem worse ;-)

"There are two things you're not allowed to discuss at dinner parties: religion and politics, and that's because they're the two most intresting things to discuss." - Julian Hardyman, Associate Pastor for Eden Baptist Church

Neil

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[chess]

Ahh, so that's where I'm going wrong socially - because these two are the topics of conversation I bring up at every oppertunity...

Re: Comments Galore

[passage.livejournal.com]

Naughty Chess!

Practice talking about the weather.

Neil: comment machine

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[pacx.livejournal.com]

"Eden Baptist Church" ooh, my church before congregations seperated. :)
"Julian Hardyman" ooh, previous pastor (before he went to Eden). :)