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[chess]

So, I got up at about 7:30 this morning (mostly due to the Coldyness of Doom, which meant that lying down == not breathing), and thought 'oh good, I'll have plenty of time to tidy my room and do some work'.

Have I done either of those things? Of course not.

And now I suspect I'm about to start running out of time to do things, because I still haven't managed to extract myself from the computer. Grrr.

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[tienelle.livejournal.com]

Carrying a crowbar is almost certainly illegal. Carrying *half a brick* is illegal. Putting stuff in your supermarket trolley is four-fifths of theft - if you so much as think about not paying for it, that's the other fifth.

I love our laws.

"It shall be an offence for any person to put any substance or other thing in any place"

[chess]

I wonder how illegal my bread-knife is.

[tienelle.livejournal.com]

It's probably not so bad - I think Offensive Weapons allows "good excuse or lawful reason" as a defence. Going equipped doesn't.

And this is why I get no work done. I suppose I ought to fix that.

[chess]

Except I eat pitta bread, and hence have nothing I actually need a bread-knife for. (Actually, I do tend to use it to open the packets of bread, because it's nearby and it's amusing to stab a pathetic plastic packet with a foot-long knife.)

[edith-the-hutt.livejournal.com]

6 words:

"Prosecution not in the public interest"

Go Figure.