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Item number one: Chessypig is a waste of oxygen.
Item number two: Her period is *4 days* late. When it's normally excessively punctual. This makes her just *slightly* irritable, to say the least.
Item number three: The XF Reunion has been cancelled, which means there are some FluffyPeople she won't get to see, and getting to see other NicePeople is going to be a *lot* harder.
Item number four: The two further maths lessons that should have comprised the Chessypig's afternoon were cancelled, so she came home; only to remember that she was meant to be in an Engineering meeting. This helps confirm item number one.
Item number five: Anyone trying the 'God values you' or 'I value you' line of reasoning is likely to get their eyeballs scratched out. Yes, I know people value me. I just can't see that I'm doing anything valu*able*. I generally get over Item number one stages by identifying the cause and not thinking until the cause goes away, but it's not going away...
Item number six: *cries*
Item number two: Her period is *4 days* late. When it's normally excessively punctual. This makes her just *slightly* irritable, to say the least.
Item number three: The XF Reunion has been cancelled, which means there are some FluffyPeople she won't get to see, and getting to see other NicePeople is going to be a *lot* harder.
Item number four: The two further maths lessons that should have comprised the Chessypig's afternoon were cancelled, so she came home; only to remember that she was meant to be in an Engineering meeting. This helps confirm item number one.
Item number five: Anyone trying the 'God values you' or 'I value you' line of reasoning is likely to get their eyeballs scratched out. Yes, I know people value me. I just can't see that I'm doing anything valu*able*. I generally get over Item number one stages by identifying the cause and not thinking until the cause goes away, but it's not going away...
Item number six: *cries*
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Date: 2002-02-13 08:37 am (UTC)From:I've certainly heard about it before, and had been told it was safe - and since parsley is safe to eat, I can't see how it could hurt/ And perhaps it'll help you some.
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Date: 2002-02-13 10:12 am (UTC)From:"Beta .... 8?"
"Yes Harry, you do know what that means don't you?"
"Errr ... remind me?"
"That's the one where, before I explain to Michelle that she is valuable, that she's able to make my life much more bearable by her friendship, that she does a *lot* of useful thing s [1] and that she's one of the most gifted young women I know, you throw me some saftey goggles so that when she goes for the eyes I remian unscathed"
"Err ... saftey goggles?"
"Safety goggles Harry, the ones I asked you to get last week."
"Ah ... those safety goggles"
"Why am I starting to suspect you don't have such an item?"
"Err ... err ... yeah."
"Harry, you're useless. Alright, what else have you got that covers the eyes?"
"I have a medival reenactment helmet"
"With visor?"
"Yep"
"Superb, lob it over"
<A metal helmet flies across the stage, cobbering Neil over the head and knocking him out>
Neil
[1] Examples? How about helping lead the kids stuff at church. Or helping me straighten out code. Or talking through thelogical questions, just for starters?
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Date: 2002-02-13 11:27 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2002-02-15 04:26 am (UTC)From:Tried that, but every plant I attempt to grow dies :) (I've managed to kill cress, daffodils, and innumerable other (presumably) innocent plants, many of which have been ones specially designed so that small children can spill them everywhere several times and they still grow...)
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Date: 2002-02-16 01:07 am (UTC)From:It took me over a year and a half to finally kill off the spider plant that came with the flat.
Do you give lessons?