I comprehensively failed NaNoWriMo this year, but if anyone is desperately interested in just how awful my writing can get, I have almost 17k of accumilated detritus in a Google Docs file I would be happy to share with anyone who feels like it. It may be supposedly about giant telepathic cockroaches or something, although I didn't actually get to the part where I _revealed_ that. I can't actually bring myself to re-read it right now, you understand.