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As it appears to be fashionable, I will now rant about 300.
300 is an enjoyable film which contains plenty of impressive pectoral muscles and blood. That said, there are just a couple of things I feel like mentioning on the minus side:
a) The tactics. "We fight in a phalanx, so that means we start off in an impressive line *and then we all break formation and run around like loons*. Oh, and we have this excellent defensive position, so we'll repeatedly abandon it to let the enemy have a larger front to fight against on the open bit just outside." from the Spartans. "We have an inexhaustible supply of troops so we'll only attack in one way at a time and we'll stop and let the enemy rest at night, instead of continually harrying them so they can't refresh themselves for the next wave. Oh, and we'll put our Supreme Leader in missile range." from the Persians.
b) The nipples. If you've seen the film, you'll understand.
That is all.
300 is an enjoyable film which contains plenty of impressive pectoral muscles and blood. That said, there are just a couple of things I feel like mentioning on the minus side:
a) The tactics. "We fight in a phalanx, so that means we start off in an impressive line *and then we all break formation and run around like loons*. Oh, and we have this excellent defensive position, so we'll repeatedly abandon it to let the enemy have a larger front to fight against on the open bit just outside." from the Spartans. "We have an inexhaustible supply of troops so we'll only attack in one way at a time and we'll stop and let the enemy rest at night, instead of continually harrying them so they can't refresh themselves for the next wave. Oh, and we'll put our Supreme Leader in missile range." from the Persians.
b) The nipples. If you've seen the film, you'll understand.
That is all.
