Somewhat fits my rather defensive mood at the moment.

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You Are A: Groundhog!

Groundhogs are cuddly-looking and timid mammals that eat mostly grass, seeds, and other vegetation. As a groundhog you will rarely stray far from your burrow and will run in the face of danger, but you will defend their home fiercely from predators. Groundhogs are even given their own holiday in the US, during which a groundhog is said to predict how long winter weather will last!

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Turtle
You are least like a: Squirrel or a PuppyTake the Cute Animal Test

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You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your outgoing and friendly nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Kitten or a Monkey
You are least like a: Turtle or a ChipmunkWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Bizzarely it also told me that the girlfriend I'd been looking for was out there, and I could find her on some American Singles dating website. Now I'm pretty confident that Susie doesn't use American Singles.