Because it is too hot for thought, and also we have Internet back.

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1) What comic book character would maeritrae be? She has LJ icons of Death (from Sandman) and I'm sure she would be a welcome sight with a cup of tea, so I'll go with that.
2) Would pavanne be a better ninja or pirate? Ninja, definitely. It's all those leet Assassins skillz.
3) Is albanach a college student? Not currently, as far as I am aware.
4) What would pepronei do differently in your shoes? Speak more French.
5) Does pacx drink? I don't know. My gut reaction is 'no', but that's because I have strange attitudes to drinking. My pedantic answer is 'yes, he obviously does because he's not dead'.
6) How tall is dragoncrazy? I imagine her as being quite short, about five feet at most, but I have no actual idea.
7) Would naath and haggis make a good couple? No. Also, no. Furthermore, no. I am not sure why I am so strongly of the opinion they would be Bad For Each Other, but I am.
8) Do you have agenticarus's screenname? Presumably you mean in an IM-y sense. I am actually not sure if I do or not, because I am not sure that the IM account that I think is his actually is.
9) If pepronei was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? Small Town Syndrome, a supervillain who inflicts people from past lives on his enemies.
10) If daveas took over the world, who would suffer? Alas, I fear the answer to be 'Everyone, as the economy goes to hell in a handbasket' unless he hired competent advisors.
11) What would you do if vitriol_ died? Be momentarily irritated by the world. I don't really do mourning.
12) If daimon_hyperion had a superpower, what would it be? daimon_hyperion has a vast array of superpowers, including Having Adventures and Roof Climbing.
13) Does beckyc do drugs? I suspect not, seeing as how they would probably kill her.
14) What is dr_vannacutt's favorite game? He's quite fond of D&D, although if Making Lots Of Noise And Going Fast On A Motorbike is a game that's probably it.
15) Did lord_flasheart break up with you? No, I have my Shield of Having a Boyfriend and my Legs of Running Very Fast.
16) Have you flirted with smcv? Not that I'm aware of. I don't really do flirting, although I may do by accident because I like hugs.
17) Where did you first meet fluffyarmadillo? I am unconvinced that I have actually met fluffyarmadillo, although it is possible that a spodmeet might have slipped my memory.
18) What mental disorder does silverthistle remind you of? Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, but only because I know her through WriMo, which you need the aformentioned disorder to win :).
19) Would you make out with darnn? No; 'making out' seems to consist entirely of activities I dislike, and besides, tienelle would be jealous.
20) When did you last call atreic? I'm not entirely sure that I have ever called atriec, but neither am I sure that I haven't. I'm fairly certain I don't have her mobile number, so that would make my calling her quite unlikely.
21) Do adamosity and haggis go to the same school? I seem to recall that there is a slight oceanic difference there, so I suspect not.
22) What do you agree with rho about? Physics is nifty. It is good to examine one's life and write stuff about it.
23) Is phamster dead sexy? Um. No. Sorry. (OTOH, I don't think I would describe anyone as 'dead sexy'. But sorry, phamster, you remind me of a Butternut Squash and are down-to-earth and good for hugs.)
24) What do you disagree with snutters about? I haven't actually encountered enough of his opinions to disagree with him in particular, although I suspect we have significantly different views on religion.
25) If ewx were hanging off a cliff, what would cjwatson do? My impression of cjwatson suggests that he would panic and run around ineffectually attempting to save ewx, but it is only a very superficial impression that I have of him.
26) What is icdedpeople's favorite movie? I'm sure I've been told, but it was probably 'it depends'.
27) What animal does joncooper remind you of? If anything, a *tame* big cat; one which has learnt the art of looking perfectly harmless and fluffy, but never has to do more than subtly adjust its expression to get what it wants.
28) Would you wrestle cartesiandaemon in jello? Only if I wasn't feeling fragile that day and he'd agreed to try very hard to avoid hurting me. I'm a little intimidated about wrestling people who are much larger than me, because even if they are just clumsy they might accidentally break me.
29) Does timwi smoke? I don't think so.
30) What rank would sarcyn have in a giant robot army? He would be the evil genius who had built the giant robots and was now unleashing them on the planet.
31) Is ceb your best friend? No; I scarcely know her, to be honest.
32) Which president would timeplease be likely to idolize? I don't know enough about presidents, and I suspect he's unlikely to idolize any of them.
33) Does requiem_17_23 have a crush on mdavison? Snowballs have better chances in your traditional firey lake of burning sulpher, but the idea is immensely amusing to the Bad Evil Slasher which lives in my brain, and is exactly the kind of thing I was hoping for when I told this quiz not to force heterosexual relationship questions. But whilst there is a rather mean part of my brain which thinks this would be increadibly and cosmically *right*, it absolutlely is not the case. *avoids all thoughts of white cycling shorts, oh yes*
34) Where would leisaie most like to visit? Utopia.
35) Is joysilence an emo? I think she might kill me with knives if I said that she was, or possibly with walrus tusks.
36) Would daimon_hyperion and pallandozi look good together? No, but in the yes kind of way.
37) If fieandpah and beckyc were siamese twins, where would they be joined? At the hip, in traditional three-legged-race fashion.
38) If timwi and dr_vannacutt were spliced together, what would it be like? Weird and slightly terrifying. They are quite immensely different people.
39) What would hatter think of nybiara? I really don't know. I suspect they would get along.
40) Would smplmn go out with vililee? No, because smplmn is firmly attached. In any case, I think vililee would be a bit quiet for him.
41) Is axis1412 1337? I am just imagining the glare which she might give to anyone who suggested such a thing. It is cooling me down nicely, despite the ridiculous heat of the day.
42) What is sonicdrift's shoe size? I would guess around 5, but it would be a complete guess.
43) Where was r_win born? I know that he went to school in Durham, but that's as far as I can get back.
44) Does foreverdirt travel a lot? Between Oxford and Cambridge, yes :).
45) Is adamosity introverted or extroverted? Introverted. He would have more self-confidence if life didn't keep burying him in rotten fish.
46) Is pacx related to you? Nope.
47) Is daveas single? I've lost track of whether he is getting married or already married, but unless something really major has happened lately without my knowledge, he isn't single.
48) Could you see edith_the_hutt and douglas_reay together? Yes. It is not, as they say, an image for before the watershed. It has also just caused me to lose the game quite spectacularly.
49) What video game does dreema remind you of? Dance Mat Tekken.
50) Has axis1412 been to your house/dorm? No, although she's been to familiar areas of Cambridge.
51) Has wednesdayschild dyed their hair? On occasion.
52) What planet should ewx be from? Antares V, which I've almost certainly spelt wrong or otherwise misremembered.
53) Would you ever date crazyscot? Not in my current situation, because I have tienelle. If I was only a slightly different person, though, I probably would have had my eye on him; he has that kind of puppyish, good-natured charm.
54) What animal should fizaratan be combined with? My first thought is 'an orang-utan' and I'm not sure what's wrong with it, but 'a billy-goat' is the obvious answer.
55) Are cjwatson and leisaie going steady? No, there are oceanic, age-related *and* being-married-to-other-people issues!
56) What is anoushkamalfoy's biggest flaw? I barely know her, so I couldn't point out flaws.
57) Is chezzie athletic? Not... exactly. OTOH he certainly used to do a lot of cycling, so I suspect he isn't unfit either.
58) What is axis1412's favorite color? I am tempted to say 'black' or 'grey' because I don't know.
59) One quality you find attractive in dreamfracture? Imagination.
60) How would lockymclean conquer the world? Properly, in good order, with a well-trained and well-disciplined army and an efficient leglislature.
61) One thing you can't stand about timeplease? I can't think of anything offhand, although I haven't been in his company longer than the length of a party.
62) If axis1412 and elektron were spliced together, what would be its name? Fiona The Evil Tiger Queen
63) Do you think tornewuff is hot? Not especially. Also, people wearing shiny plasticy things is a complete turn-off for me.
64) Does snutters have a big secret? Probably. It probably isn't really that big, though.
65) What languages does ash_uk speak? Not a clue.
66) How would fizaratan kill fhtagn? He would charge at him screaming with a LARP sword, and smite him down in the name of the Smith.
67) joysilence's eye color? I am somewhat tempted to go and stare at photographs, but it's steely blue-grey in my imagination, and I don't know what it actually is. Or possibly hot pink.
68) What is omniscient_fool's favorite food? It isn't hot-dogs.
69) Is omniscient_fool in a relationship? Despite having read her journal history, I don't know. I suspect not.
70) Is jmkg friends with pavanne? I'm not even actually sure I know who jmkg *is*. I thought she was someone else, and she's not them.
71) If wednesdayschild took over the world, who would be happy? uqx, probably.
72) If pacx commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? I can see him leading a raggedy band of peasant militia, actually.
73) Is toothycat a high school student? Not for some time :)
74) What word best describes axis1412? Scary.
75) What is timeplease allergic to? I am tempted to say "bullshit"; "bureaucracy" is perhaps a better term.
76) Are leisaie and marble going out? They have oceanic issues, and also age-gap issues. So, uh, no.
77) Where was antinomy born? Somewhere.
78) Does apiphile have a dog? If she did, it would have been staked out in the yard by now. Not, I think, that she generally has as much land as a yard.
79) Are king_of_wrong and promiseofmark married? I can't even begin to describe how wrong that is.
80) How long would originalauthor dating requiem_17_23 last? For the length of time it took requiem_17_23 to realise that originalauthor was male, or slightly shorter.
81) What song/movie would you recommend to naath? "The Internet Is For Porn", for we have Internet again (ner ner ner ner ner).
82) Would you set up neko_of_doom and nybiara? No, I think neko_of_doom has quite enough relationships anyhow!
83) Is cjwatson related to mr_ricarno? No.
84) What color should ewx dye their hair? Electric blue. Just because many people should do this.
85) Is vitriol_ popular? Not especially, I don't think. He's a bit quiet and tends to play computer games a lot rather than talk to people.
86) Does antinomy go to your school? No.
87) Have you ever dated passage? No.
88) Do you have a crush on lord_flasheart? No.
89) Does toothycat know emperor? Yes.
90) What would you do if you found out smplmn has a crush on you? Thank him for the compliment.
91) What exotic animal would vililee like as a pet? I can see her with a snake, actually.
92) What would satanicsocks give r_win for his/her birthday? Computer games.
93) How many monkeys could marnanel fight at once and win against? None. I suspect Marnanel of not being very strong against monkeys; he'd probably not want to hurt them, and would just cower in a corner with his hands in front of his face to ward them off.
94) What is sarcyn's favorite band/artist? Not a clue.
95) What flavor of jello would joncooper be? You'd assume that it was something generic, but then it would turn out to be some weird exotic fruit you'd never heard of.
96) anoushkamalfoy's hair color? I like guessing black.
97) Which of your friends should joysilence go out with? dreamfracture; he has the requisite aesthetics.
98) How long have you known ilanin? Since not long after I got to Cambridge.
99) Thoughts on king_of_wrong? I pity his liver.
100) Is enismirdal a nerd? Yes, but she is also very bouncy indeed, which tends to make you forget it occasionally.

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that. The first one, that is.

48, 52 were funny too. And some of the others I even though I don't know who the people are. And Eni *is* the bouncy nerd, she's like the archytpe from which all bouncy nerds are derived, it's lovely :)

And, um, I promise I won't break you, but am disturbed to think of wrestling you in jello under any circumstances! :)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

(I think 52 should be Antares IV, assuming she's trying to say I'm a lizard man.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

She did say that. Besides, haven't you been in CUSFS, which would mean it can't be IV?

[ewx.livejournal.com]

I could have been an infiltrator. Or she could be trying to blacken my name l-)

[naath.livejournal.com]

Awww. You are not a lizard man - you hear that Chess! My boyfriend is NOT A LIZARD MAN don't be so mean! Meany meany meany! (um, silly mood today).

[ewx.livejournal.com]

That's what you think.