In which I make a predictable post about losing weight

[chess]

I am fat. Now, nobody is to say 'you're not fat' or 'I'm fatter than you', because although it is true that I am not clinically obese and many people are fatter than me, I am carrying rather more than a few pounds over. I am, in fact, ten stone, which is a good half stone more than I should ever be, and it shows. I don't fit any of my jeans. I need to lose weight.

Apparently I shall lose all my excess pounds if I go for an hour's walk every day. I plan to try this, although I have no idea how it will work in term time (I'm presuming for then this means an hour more than the hour I do anyway going in and out of town, and term tends to be short on spare hours). I was vaguely planning to do an hour's swimming a week, as an 'on top of the walking I do anyway' thing, but the plans were quite vague as I'm not particularly conveniently situated for any swimming pools, driving to them seems to be missing the point a little, and I have to find the Motor Proctor on a full moon Tuesday with a following wind (half an hour from 2-2:30 one day a week, or 6-6:30 a couple of others which gives me that little missing-Hall problem) before I have permission to car around Cam anyhow. And I am confidently informed that I don't swim fast enough to lose any weight by it, even though this is because I Have No Muscles and hence am actually putting in a fair amount of effort to not move very far.

Does anyone have any Top Tips For Losing Weight? I haven't consciously decided I need to lose weight before; it's just sort of happened when it needed to. But I have been A Big Lazy Blob over the summer, having gone into it needing to shed a few pounds, and now it's getting kind of serious.

Comments

[angelofthenorth.livejournal.com]

If you've seen my lj, then you'll know the diet I'm following.

I'm eating more calories and losing more inches than I have in years - I cut out wheat, caffeine and alcohol (I was already a veggie) and feel fantastic for it. Lapsed a bit this week, but two weeks holiday in which my main mode of transport will be cycling should cure that.

You might want to try yoga or similar to tone you up, rather than raise heart rate?

Your installment of lame excuses

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I don't do caffiene and alcohol anyhow, but I am an incurable carnivore and start to get edgy if I haven't had meat for several days (even if I have been eating Sensible Vegetarian Food cooked by vegetarians). Living with a reduced choice of bread may also kill me; I'm slightly addicted to bread (which apparently is really quite fattening :( ).

Yoga scares me.

Re: Your installment of lame excuses

[angelofthenorth.livejournal.com]

if you're addicted to bread, then cutting it down is probably the single most helpful thing you could do.

*grins* re:carnivore.

Yoga is good....