'If you call me' meme

[chess]

If you call me...

• ... Chess, then you know me through Naath, or online (LJ / Snowplains);


• ... ChessyPig, then you might know me through a Wiki, or through GROGGS, or maybe DWCon, or have asked which form of not-real-name I prefer;


• ... Michelle, then you probably know me IRL, or well enough that I prefer you to use my real name anyway;


• ... Kastaka, then you know me online from somewhere I don't give out even my usual net-name (FictionAlley, numerous game-type websites);


• ... Mish, then you know me from school, where I finally gave up being terminally annoyed by the shortening;


• ... Martian, then you probably know me from *primary* school;


• ... Kassie, then you know me from Neopets, or are spam to my Hotmail account;


• ... M'cachessilnath, then you were either a Ravine type or someone I know well enough to have told about it;


• ... Chel, then you know my alternate reality double, or are making a really bad guess at a nickname;


• ... Princess, either you're trying to be flattering, or you're the mad halfling from my D&D group;


• ... Conch, then you're about to die;


• ... Shelly, then you might be from school, or you might just be taking another incorrect guess;


• ... asdf, you're spam to my Yahoo account;


• ... Kallie, you're a really forgetful member of my D&D group;


• ... Kaely/Girlie, you're a Treasure Trap type (but probably actually in time-in);


• ... Tessaret, you're a Forever's Destiny LARPer;


• ... mh406, you're spam to my Cambridge account;


• ... my dark mistress, you're trying to make me feel guilty for something;


• ... Miss Hart, you probably want to offer me a credit card, or otherwise relieve me of my money. Oh, or you're an actual work-type underling to me (the kids at Parkside, f'rinstance).

I've probably forgotten a ton of names; I've been through an awful lot of them. If anyone can remember any others, then comment. (I went through a ton in the Pern fandom, but I was always actually called as myself, and always listed my real name before my persona names.)