Right. I appear to be down to five people for the new year's party that I've been trying to organise quietly so as to not have screaming hoard(e)s descend on my house. However, I think I would like a few more screaming hoard(e)s, so if anybody would like a New Year's Party, email me for details. (As this is a public post, I'd like to make it clear that I reserve the right not to give them to you, especially if I don't know who on earth you are :-).)
I apologise for the woefully short notice, but my parents didn't like the thought of that many people turning up...
I apologise for the woefully short notice, but my parents didn't like the thought of that many people turning up...