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Once upon a time there has a young FINDER OF SMALL BLUE FUZZY THINGS named DESHIIK. He was HANDILY KILLING SMALL FURRY ANIMALS in the UTTERLY DESTROYED forest when he met MUCH- MIBBLED-AT UTTHERI, a run-away CAUSER OF MUCH KABOOMING from the FOOZLED Queen CASSY.
DESHIIK could see that MUCH-MIBBLED-AT UTTHERI was hungry so he reached into his SMALL TANK OF PIRHANA and give him his FOUL-SMELLING PAINTBALLS AND RICE. MUCH-MIBBLED-AT UTTHERI was thankful for DESHIIK's PAINTBALLS AND RICE, so he told DESHIIK a very PESKY story about Queen CASSY's daughter KESTRA. How her mother, the FOOZLED Queen CASSY, kept her locked away in a FISHCAKE protected by a gigantic GIGANTIC MALEVOLANT KITTEN, because KESTRA was so DENTED.
DESHIIK MEEPED. He vowed to MUCH-MIBBLED-AT UTTHERI the CAUSER OF MUCH KABOOMING that he would save the SLIGHTLY DENTED KESTRA. He would GOBBLE the GIGANTIC MALEVOLANT KITTEN, and take KESTRA far away from her evil mother, the FOOZLED Queen CASSY, and CONFUZZLE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a RATHER NIBBLED UPON VICIOUS RAIN OF SMALL CYAN AND PURPLE LIZARDS and MUCH-MIBBLED-AT UTTHERI the CAUSER OF MUCH KABOOMING began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIGANTIC MALEVOLANT KITTEN from his story. FOOZLED Queen CASSY POINGED, HURDLING THREE SMALL TURTLES, out from behind a RAINBOW- COLOURED SPORK and struck DESHIIK dead. In the far off FISHCAKE you could hear ONE HAND CLAPPING.
THE END.
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Date: 2002-11-15 12:59 pm (UTC)From:We Crown you, Queen of Randomness
Date: 2002-11-15 03:20 pm (UTC)From:I suspect you'll have software companies contacting you soon and not understanding why they can't include you as part of their random number generators.
Neil
Re: We Crown you, Queen of Randomness
Date: 2002-11-15 03:23 pm (UTC)From:I really am going to get some sleep now. honest.
Re: We Crown you, Queen of Randomness
Date: 2002-11-16 10:50 am (UTC)From:Personally I likie i, e, pi, 2^1/2, 69, 42 and 13...
Re: We Crown you, Queen of Randomness
Date: 2002-11-17 06:20 am (UTC)From:125 because it appeared a bunch of times at one point, and it's become my favourite number for no very good reason.
87 and 487 because they 'sound random' to me... 8,7 and 6 are all very random-sounding digits to me.
I like giving irrational/imaginary numbers to maths teachers that ask for a number, but if I was a computer-based random number generator I'd have a hard time generating them (unless in the latter case I was written in Python, I guess).
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Date: 2002-11-15 04:08 pm (UTC)From:*re-ruptures*
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Date: 2002-11-16 06:13 am (UTC)From:That is too good.