Just one more, because it *almost* makes sense... apart from the random keyboard.

[chess]

Today: I have seven pages worth of food or drink which may be messily displeased to die, I'm sure you'll all be messily displeased to Hermione the Chessypig, keyboard, before reading my protagonist, Kestra Levine, is currently still alive and not in a movie!

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[sath.livejournal.com]

have you tried it with naath's journal? It makes more sense than what she writes..

*dies laughing*

[chess]

If not she'll be in a crowd in a ball gown never a crowd in which is either hyper or a sword. Haylar is becoming increasingly friends list, only with waist length.

Re: *dies laughing*

[sath.livejournal.com]

"Is. Is. I'd be in a ball gown never a crowd. Is funny This is a forign language. Is. The Filter!"

I like that one