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1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with? I've only ever slept with people in the sense of 'shared a bed', and I'm having trouble remembering their middle names.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? Knickers. Bright blue.
3. What song do you want played at your funeral? I have no idea. Whatever song the people there want played. It's not as if it'll bother me.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? I'm feeling too nice to offend anyone (or give out moblie numbers over LJ), so I'll decline to answer.
5. What would your last meal be before being executed? Whatever the guards chose to feed me, duh.
6. Beatles or Stones? Probably Beatles, not that I listen to much of either.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? If I *had* to pick someone? In the absence of any other willing volunteers, myself.
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Myself.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? I don't tend to 'hate' at all, except sometimes anonymous humanity in general.
10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? The definition of 'superpower' is not entirely clear, and I don't particularly want any of the traditional type.
11. Favorite hangover cure? Water. Lots of water.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? None. It depends entirely on the drunkeness of other people, and the quantity of sleep I've had; I don't drink alcohol, because I really don't need to.
13. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? My stock answer is 'dark'. I don't think it actually matters.
14. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? Deaf. No contest. (I have enough music in my head to last me quite a while; I haven't listened to any of my mp3 collection all term, and I haven't lost a single song - if I pull the lyrics up I have it all back again.)
15. Do you have any psychiatric problems? Yes. Some of them are even official.
16. Siblings that should go to rehab? All of them.
17. Least favorite month? I don't have a least favourite month. I do dislike Mondays, though.
18. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? I could say that I don't like doing hateful things to people, but unfortunately that would be less than truthful. However, it is entirely dependant on the person and the situation.
19. First movie you remember seeing as a kid? No idea. The names that spring to mind are Fern Gully and that one with the cute dinosaurs, but I was reasonably old when I saw them.
20. Favorite person in the whole world? I don't have a favourite human being right now. I like different people for different reasons. If we're including all types of persons, God.
21. When's the last time you went on a date? I've never been on a 'date'. I did take Sath to the Y11 Prom, but that was for amusement value only.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? I'm not sure I've ever watched something that could be referred to as a dirty movie. I don't mind violent movies, though.
23. Autumn or spring? It's a difficult choice; Spring has nicer weather, but Autumn has nicer colours.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? Given I've only done anything approximating 'making out' with one person, those who know can probably guess.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? Uhm, none of them. I actually can't think of any that are particularly attractive to me right now, either.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? Cambridge. With my own parking spaces.
27. Who is the person you can count on the most? I tend not to count on human beings too much; some of them are somewhat better at not screwing things up than me, but you never can tell. Again, if we're counting all types of persons, God.
28. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor... ? Given that I don't want to date *anyone* right now, and know vanishingly little about celebrities, if I could date any of them I wouldn't anyhow.
29. What books have you pretended to read? I don't think there are any books I've pretended to read. Either I read them, or I inform the person who wants me to read them exactly why I haven't done so.
30. What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Which one? I seem to have about five at the moment...
31. What's your favourite drinking game? One where water / squash is an acceptable drink.
32. What did you dream about last night? Yes, actually I can remember one of my dreams from last night. It wasn't quite as disturbing as the night before last's, but still, I probably could have done without it. People are quite welcome to ask me individually about it if they feel they particularly want to know, but it isn't something I'll be LJ-posting.
33. Favourite vice? I don't like any of my vices.
34. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? I do seem to be acquiring some things I'm reluctant to tell people, which is most annoying. However, none of them really count at quite this level of seriousness; I'll tell people the vast majority of them (i.e. the ones that don't concern the actions of other people) if they ask individually and persistantly, and tbh I tend to be awful at keeping the second type to myself as well.
