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Three on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
Three on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
So they all rolled over and Hermione screamed
Ron puked his guts up but Harry didn't notice
Please remember to never try this stuff at home kids
Broomsticks they are only made for one, two

Two on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
Two on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
So they all rolled over and Hermione screamed
Harry fell off but was caught by a tree
Please remember to never try this stuff at home kids
Broomsticks they are only made for one

One on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
One on a broomstick and Hermione said, Roll over, Roll over
But the broomstick wouldn't listen and she fell off anyway
Got hooked up by her robes on a brach along the way
Please remember to never try this stuff at home kids
And the little broomstick it flew on.

I really must do a compilation of coach songs at some point.

Ten in a bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over
Ten in a bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over
So they all rolled over and one fell out
Hit the floor and gave a shout
"Please remember to tie a knot in your pajamas
Single beds are only made for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine"

(I'm sure you can extrapolate the rest.)