The Copthorne Hotel, Birmingham

I would just like to publically disrecommend this establishment. My room only managed to have distinctly see-through curtains, threadbare carpets and a distinctly intermittent water supply which made loud noises rather early in the morning, but colleagues of mine managed such delights as finding the bloodstains of previous tenants on the sheets, having the shower adjuster come off in their hand, mold in the bathroom, and similar unpleasantness.

That is all.