I need to write not more than three hundred and fifty words about myself for the school yearbook.
But I'm lazy. So, I'm throwing the challenge open to you guys :-). I'm sure a few of you are capable of writing three hundred and fifty words about me, and they're bound to be more entertaining than anything I could make up, which would probably sound more like my UCAS Personal Statement than something amusing. Your deadline is Monday; I need to email the winning entry to the yearbook people by Wednesday, and if I'm feeling suitibly silly and recieve enough entries I might be lazy enough to use a poll on Tuesday to decide which one to send ;-).
We could even send 'write 350 words about me' around LJ as a meme, if we tried hard enough... not with such a splendiferous prize as being immortalised in the CCHS Yearbook, though.