I now have seven pages worth of dire Harry Potter Mary Sue fanfic. My protagonist, Kestra Levine, is currently talking to Hermione on Platform 9 3/4, at which they've both arrived over an hour early. I have a feeling there will be a little bit of ---- next-scene going on shortly. (---- is the divider I'm using to seperate bits that need seperating due to me having skipped a chunk of time out.)
People are now talking about Haylar on SP. I wonder if I can get a meme going.