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I went clothes shopping with enchantedmelody today.

I tried on not one, but *two* miniskirts. And matching tops.

Neither of them were blue or purple. (One set was peasent-style beige-ish, one set was lepoard-skin pattern. The first set made us look like Girl Guides, and I actually quite liked the second set but thankfully I didn't have enough money with me to buy something I'd never wear.)

We actually bought nothing but some purple+pink butterfly hairclips.

You may all faint now.