Today.

[chess]

Today I thanked God for black jeans and cold winters.

Unexpectedly heavy periods are not your friends.

((waits for the grossing-out to begin))

Comments

Grr

[passage.livejournal.com]

Just realised that I missed a perfect opportunity to go "You're pregnant!"

But this is hardly the worst thing to happen to me today ... (Jaq: cope)

Neil

Re: Grr

[jaq.livejournal.com]

I think I must have moved out of scope, since I'm entirely lost for a context for why you mentioned my name. But I'm like a well-trained dog who can't help but sit up and beg when I hear my name.

So, do I get a biscuit?

Re: Grr

[chess]

No; I don't have any biscuits left atm. But you can have a Smartie instead.

Re: Grr

[passage.livejournal.com]

I think it was you who explained that one of your pet hates was people trailing off with ...

Can I have a smartie too? (And why isn't that spelt 'Smarty'?)

Neil

Re: Grr

[jaq.livejournal.com]

Oh. You've misinterpreted that one then - I only meant when people use it in between sentences (and by implication when they do it more than once in a post). Your comment was a legitimate use. :-) Perhaps I didn't explain clearly enough.

Re: Grr

[jaq.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and if you read through the comments on the original post I gave an example of a post I didn't like.

Re: Grr

[passage.livejournal.com]

I did, and it was quite a post!

I thought you were taking the extreme case tho (and that one was *pretty* extreme).

Neil

[sath.livejournal.com]

Aha! I knew it, your period was just waiting to be in sync with mine so we could be oddly subconciously ummm bonded? I'm sure that makes it all sooo much better for you ;P

Poor Chess!

[leisaie.livejournal.com]

::sympathises::