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Mostly I have been dreaming of being kidnapped/stalked/used-as-a-getaway-car by someone. It started when something complicated happened at some traffic lights involving my car and their motorbike. When I pulled over to see if they were okay, they jumped into my car and pulled a knife on me, and told me to keep driving. Cue lots of running away places and trying to get to my mobile phone to call 999. I almost got away once but saw my Psion had fallen out of my bag and went back to retrieve it; I managed to call the police once but my parents turned up instead; I finally managed to get out of the way but ended up 'shut out of the world' - it was that bit alongside Churchill where all the holes into college have bars across, but there was no big gap where the field is, like I'd managed to walk through a wall in a badly designed computer game. And there was a bit where we were chasing the bad guy and he got away, but he came back to return my bag which he'd inadvertantly stolen. We let him go again because we didn't really feel we could catch him for being courteous. Also he painted wonderful modern art on home-made paper that rolled up like wallpaper.

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It's stuff like that that (when you checked up on then that they attacked you) which has led safety officials to say to stay in your car and call police first to report the accident, then when they come THEN get out.

Damn crazy world we live in...

P.S. Chess rules. ^_^

You so need a technicolour raincoat.