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[chess]

./~ Give me a plate and I'd break it
Show me a smile and I'd cry
Give me your love and I'd hate it
Tell me the truth and I'd lie ~\.

Grr, I hate being down.

./~ Give me a crust and I'd burn it
Show me the way and I'd shout
Give me a page and I'd turn it
Well you could never put me down ~\.

It's very hard to put me down any more, as in insult me; quite probably 'cos I've insulted myself plenty. But I'm so worried that people will put me down, like a book they've finished with, that I feel sometimes that I just keep running around after them... sigh.

Oh, ignore me. I'm just depressed because I'm ill, and feeling ill always makes me feel depressed, not about being ill, just in general.

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Put you down?!

[sath.livejournal.com]

*Sath puts the ChessyPig's leash and collar on and drags her off mweeping and oinging to the vets to be put down. Unfortunately the ChessyPig scratches the vets eyeballs out and slashes Rolf Harris's kneck. (He gets everywhere! Theres an Infestation!) While Sath is momentarily distracted by her fear of The Rolf Harris Infestation the ChessyPig chews her lead in half and makes a break for it. Sath turns round.. only to be faced with .... (dun dun dun!) Neil! Looking very serious, Oh no... Neil isnt happy about Sath trying to put the ChessyPig down. "Look its not that bad Neil. I could have made up a really really bad song about it too!" Sath and Neil fight with FlySwats until Sath can take no more and escapes down a convenient man-hole in the middle of the vets and returns to her sewer-lair singing 'Tried to put your Chess down mate, tried to put your Chess down'*

The End

Re: Put you down?!

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Noo! The Chessypig Must Live!

Re: Put you down?!

[sath.livejournal.com]

Well thats okay, cos the ChessyPig did live :)
The ChessyPig always gets out alive, its one of the main qualifications of being a ChessyPig - an uncanny knack for not dying.

Tune in next week for more Tales of the LonelyRodents, next episode - 'The Vampiric Dormous gets a mohican'

Re: Put you down?!

[chess]

*almost chokes on her breakfast through laughing too much*

[master-sock.livejournal.com]

Feeling ill!? Take two cookies and call me in the morning.